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Joke of the Day

"How are woman and tornadoes alike? They both moan like hell when they come and take the house when they leave."

"Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had no *body* to go with"

"There are two types of people in this world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data...."

"What kind of dinosaur writes poetry? A Bronte-saurus."

"LPT: If you don't have a SO, pray to God every night and see if that works. If not... try Satan."

"No Smoking Salesgirl : Sir no smoking in the shop. Man : But i purchased cigarette from your shop. Salesgirl : Sir we sell Condoms too, but it doesn't mean u start Fucking us ."

"I've snagged so many catfish on dating sites, I'm now a licensed fisherman."

"'Ho Ho Ho' said Santa! as he watched 16 and pregnant!"

"CONGRATULATIONS It has been 24 0 days since you last stepped in cat puke."

"English teachers put more thought into novels than the authors do."