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Joke of the Day

"There are two types of people in this world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data...."

"Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie? He was too far out man!"

"What's the definition of a will? Come on guys it's a dead giveaway"

"I went to a zoo yesterday... but they only had one dog! it was a shitzu (shit zoo)"

"The Bangles are getting their own cooking show. Wok Like an Egyptian"

"Why are housing prices in Toronto falling? Because the market got flooded."

"Did you hear Dora the Explorer is having trouble with her Tinder account? Swiper no swiping"

"Gold walks into a bar... So gold walks into a bar and than the bartender says AU get out! I show myself out..."

"How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall? Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!"

"What did the hat say to the hat rack? You stay here, I'll go on a head"