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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had no *body* to go with"
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"An ugly, broke, single man stood in my way So I moved the mirror"
"Remember ladies: when a guy says ""I'm listening"" what he means is ""I bet if Godzilla had machine guns for arms he'd of been unstoppable""."
"Knock knock ""Who's there?"" ""Deja"" ""Deja who?"" ""Yeah, it's me again. I left my purse!"""
"My wife asked me recently to do something to commemorate our pet dog who got run over and killed last month. So I took a shit on the carpet."
"How many gay men can you fit on a bar stool? 4 if you turn it upside down."
"Another joke from my daughter Her: Why did Sally fall off the swing? Me: Why? Her: Because she had no arms. Me: ??? Her: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? Her: Not Sally!"
"Why do bagpipers walk when they play? They're trying to get away from the noise."
"Ahhh.......I love the sounds of autumn; that old familiar crunch of Halloween candy wrappers on the floor."
"Husband Wife Funny Wife: ""What are you doing?"" Husband : Nothing. Wife : ""Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."" Husband : ""I was looking for the expiration date."""