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Joke of the Day

"If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time... ...are they guilty of resisting a rest?"

"Seeing the leaves change in autumn always reminds me of my Grandpa. He died falling out of a tree too."

"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Poop, duh."

"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus Because it wasn't born yesterday"

"Loving someone who doesn't love you back is like hugging a cactus. The tighter you hold on. The more it hurts."

"10 years ago parents were like ""be careful what you put on the web"" and we were all ""lol. old people."" now none of us can ever be President."

"Coffee so strong, you finish the ""to do"" list, that you haven't even written yet."

"Man died after crushing against a mirror Witnesses said: ""he saw it coming"""

"Carpet Fitting by Walter Wall"

"How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers."