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Joke of the Day
"If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time... ...are they guilty of resisting a rest?"
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"What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?[OC] (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus."
"Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September people say ""Wow is it Halloween already?"""
"A Clock wrote a book Critics say its about time"
"A faster than light neutrino! Knock Knock! Who's there? New. New who?"
"Yo mama is so hairy that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!"
"My vision is okish But in just a few years I'll be able to see 2020"
"So Jared Fogle was actually reported to have been spotted at a local Macy's. He heard Boys pant were half off."
"got kicked out of cub scouts as a kid... for eating a brownie..."
"Im eating out this old lady... Im eating out this old lady and i start to taste horse seamen, at that moment i think, "" oh grandma, thats how you died"""