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Joke of the Day

"Loving someone who doesn't love you back is like hugging a cactus. The tighter you hold on. The more it hurts."

"What bird can lift the most? A crane"

"If you were a pizza... you'd be a pizza shit!"

"My boss just informed me that a birthday is not a legitimate excuse to start drinking at 8am."

"So i was sitting on the toilet today... Nah it's a shit joke, nevermind"

"What was the problem with the midget prostitute? She was always selling herself short."

"How does Frodo make his own food? Through Frodosynthesis"

"There's this Joke about North Korea but they won't let me post it."

"Just broke my very own personal record of most consecutive days without dying."

"Gay jokes arn't funny Come on guys."