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Joke of the Day
"Man died after crushing against a mirror Witnesses said: ""he saw it coming"""
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"I read a story about a guy who cried while pleasuring himself. It was a real tear jerker."
"What's the difference between New Jersey girls and trash? Trash gets picked up."
"""You're bleeding because you don't floss"" Me: No, I'm bleeding because I ate the entire bowl of deceivingly fake fruit in your waiting room."
"The Barenaked Ladies have been pulled from the rubble alive, following the Nepal Earthquake. Its been One Week."
"Pedophiles 2 in 3 people live next to a pedohpile. I don't. I live next to 2 smoking hot 8-year olds."
"What do you call a veterinarian who's real good at poker? (first post) Ace of spays"
"What kind of bees make milk? Boobies!"
"My friend crashed his plane recently his life has been heading in a downward spiral."
"What is Harry Potters favorite way to get down a hill? Walking (punchline in comments)"