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Joke of the Day

"10 years ago parents were like ""be careful what you put on the web"" and we were all ""lol. old people."" now none of us can ever be President."

"The Donald walked into a bar.. by accident. Turned out to be a gay bar. Everyone came up trumps."

"Where did the Candian pirate live? Ont**ARR**io"

"The less skilled the player, the more likely he is to share his ideas about the golf swing."

"Election Day Drinking Game: Every time Donald Trump is elected President, we all drink and just never stop."

"All I did was compliment a coworker on their fantastic mustache, and now I'm in HR's office. Thanks a lot, Megan!"

"Why are cats so afraid of cucumbers? Because they're 96% water"

"Dear men, if you stopped seeing your wife as a woman, it doesn't mean that all men are blind."

"Just ran over my neighbors cat. In fairness, though, the damn thing probably thought he was safe when he made it to the porch."

"Giving me a Milkbone after sex does not make it doggy style"