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Joke of the Day

"What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge? *""I set* ***who*** *free?""*"

"What do you call a Mexican Aunt? A tor-tia."

"Your girlfriend is 41?!?! she could be your mother! but she isn't... She's yours."

"Who was King Arthur's knight who built the round table? Sir Cumfrence"

"I had a failed amputation... Costed me an arm and a leg."

"What do you call it when Hitler pees? Fuhrenating."

"Today I broke my personal best record of most consecutive days alive."

"Creed is Alter Bridge with a stapp infection."

"REQUIRED : A content developer. Salary commensurate with contentment"

"I want to work for YouTube. It sounds so easy! All you have to do is remove a few lines of code everyday!"