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Joke of the Day

"Guys, P Diddy now wants to be referred to as ""Skiddle Biddle Bo Bee Bop."""

"A Mexican plays uno, And steals all the green cards.."

"A roman centurion walks into a bar... He holds up two fingers and says: ""Five beers, please."""

"Women who draw in their eyebrows are making a serious decision about what mood they're in for the rest of that day."

"I was going to post a pun about amphibians.... but I seem to have froggotten it."

"My brother took being sent to prison really badly. He was yelling and screaming, took off his clothes, and would not accept any food from anyone. That was the last time we played monopoly."

"Cause of death: Very rough shirt tag"

"COWORKER: I'm my own biggest critic. ME: Haha, trust me. You aren't."

"Did you hear about the pig who tried to start a hot-air balloon business? He couldn't get it off the ground. ."

"I plan to forgive and forget. Forgive myself for being stupid and forget you ever existed."