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Joke of the Day

"Studies show that Alabama, Mississippi and Tennessee have an obesity rate of over 30%. Maybe they'll change their name from the Bible Belt to the Loosened Belt."

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"""Pick a lane! Any lane!"" - I hate commuter magicians."
"Pretty cool how Ryan Gosling's dad was Ryan Goose."
"teen son: 'cause the boyz n the hood are always hard /u come talkin that trash we'll pull your card mom: take out the trash & mow the yard."
"Why was the Tibetan monk celibate? Because he didn't give a fuck."
"Did you hear about the guy with the invisible dick? He came out of nowhere."
"Guy: Can I get your number? Me: I kill plants for fun"
"Expeditions to Mars Russian expedition: ""Well, there is Mars."" American expedition: ""Well, there are the life forms. Disgusting"" Chinese expedition: ""Not if you know how to cook them properly"""
"Will you marry me? 'Is a marriage proposal' Will, you, Mary, me? 'A foursome inquiry'"
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