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Joke of the Day

"You shoulda never challenged me to a rap battle, Kim Jong Un! I'm about to end this man's whole Korea."

"What is the difference between a refrigerator and a gay man? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out of it."

"You can catch a decent buzz from smoking catnip but don't be surprised if you wake up on top of the fridge."

"What did you do wrong if your wife comes out of the kitchen and yells at you? You made her chain to long."

"That deli has a reputation for sub-par hoagies, ...but the one I had was exactly average."

"I'm not saying the Internet lies, but there is an alarming discrepancy in the number of iPads I've won and the number that I actually own."

"If you can't handle me at my drunkest, you don't deserve me when I'm sober."

"Beware of alphabet grenades... Beware of alphabet grenades, if you throw them it could spell disaster..."

"Tell me your favourite version of The Aristocrats"

"What do you call meat on the back of a cow? Aspergers"