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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones? Phil, eh?"
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"My dad would always say this, I don't know if this classifies as a joke, but it's funny I'm busier than a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest Also: That smell could knock a buzzard off a shitpile"
"ONE-LEGGED PEOPLE Q: Where do one-legged people eat? A: IHOP."
"I've seen: UFOs Ghosts A Two Headed Turtle Kimodo Dragons But nothing is as unbelievable to me as seeing Trump run for president."
"Geico commercial by Oderous Urungus - ""No matter what your reason, today will be your day to SLAVE!!!"""
"What do you call a fat girl that committed a murder? Killer Whale."
"If humans can grow up to 8 feet... Why do I only ever see them with 2?"
"I like my politicians like I like my men ...I don't like men."
"Ricky Gervais has sold the rights to do an 'adult' adaptation of 'The Office' to Vivid Picture. It will be called 'The Orifice'."
"How do people see so much on internet these days? They put on the Google!"