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Joke of the Day

"Trump's Secret Service is going to have a problem If someone shoots at him, they will yell ""Donald Duck, Donald Duck"""

"Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone? Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for."

"I added Paul Walker on Xbox Live He spends a lot of time on the dashboard."

"They should make it slightly less easy to ruin everything."

"[buys plastic lightsabers for the kids] 5-year-old daughter: Mine is broken. Me: What's wrong with it? 5: It doesn't even cut off arms."

"What do skeletons order at restaurants? Spare ribs."

"What's the difference between a everyone and a bullet? Everyone misses Harambe."

"What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus? Irritable Brawls in Rome"

"My Dog I swear my dog thinks the floor in every room is the dinner table, every time I enter or leave a room she has to stand up."

"why did the golfer wear two pants? in case he got a hole in one"