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Joke of the Day

"I was at the gym last night and I noticed a hole in my trainer big enough to put my finger in... Now I'm banned from the gym"

"very productive day today, turd-wise"

"alladin: do u trust me jasmine: i've only known you for 2 hours a: so u don't wanna jump off this rooftop j: lemme ask my tiger first"

"Tonight's forecast. Mostly drunk with a slight chance of passing out."

"Q: Why did Hitler cry when he got to heaven? A: God gave him his gas bill."

"Who is a battery manufacturer's favorite baseball player of all time? Al Kaline."

"Two old woman were sitting on a park bench A naked man with a fully erect penis walked past. One of the ladies had a heart attack, the other had a stroke."

"Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because it's pecker is on its head."

"What do you call it when you are looking for your Subaru Forrester in a parking garage? Finding Forrester"

"What do teachers drink at school? Facul-tea"