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Joke of the Day

"I'm sleepier than a cupcake stand. They are tiered... sorry, this joke has too many layers."

"TEBOW FEVER!! I haven't seen this many people following a white bronco since OJ!!!!! Ba-ha-ha!!"

"What was the primary role of the aristocrats during the French revolution? They put their head into it."

"If I'm ever captured as a spy, all they'd have to do to get me to talk is put my house slipper on the wrong foot."

"Spanish joke Guy asks his friend ""Como se escribe nariz en ingles?"" ""No se"""

"Pregnant elephant Q: What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug? A: Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug."

"The officer said, ""you drinking?"" I said, ""you buying?"" We just laughed and laughed. I need bail money."

"What is reddit's favourite country M'laysia (sorry, my friends and I are drunk and we think it's funny)"

"If a picture is worth a thousand words then why does everyone only buy Playboy magazine for the articles?"

"Friday, Friday, all gonna die next Friday. Everybody's gettin' ready for the world's end. Gotta make My mind up: Which souls should I take?"