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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic? Llamanated"
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"How did they improve the transportation in Harlem? Moved the trees closer together."
"Great minds think alike but great behinds stink alike."
"Why was the Texan afraid of the clock? Because it reminded him that time was moving forward."
"Putting candles on a cake Is wishful thinking"
"My wife said she had a doctor's appointment at 2:30. I asked her if she was sure it wasn't a dentist's appointment."
"What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments? A metal band"
"Cop pulls over bad driver Cop- sir do you realize how badly you were switching lanes? Guy- sorry officer, I'm drunk af Cop-that's not a valid reason to let your girlfriend drive the car"
"Why can't a prostitute count to 70? Because 69's a mouthful."
"Just wrote a book on reverse psychology... Don't read it!"