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"How do farmers count their cows? With a Cowculator!!"
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"Bumper sticker I boinked the mother of an honor roll student at Parkdale Elementary. My wife..."
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"I never ever make mitsakes."
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"Mario & Luigi Mario :- Ey Luigi , whats this funny ol' image called. Luigi:- It a Meme , Mario"