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Joke of the Day

"A mahogany boob... Would be pretty useless, wooden tit?"

"You're not a geek or a nerd because you always have to have the latest high tech gadgets and electronics. YOU'RE RICH"

"Premature Ejaculators Anonymous, Wednesday at 5:30AM I'd be there, but there's no way I'd come that early."

"I wanted sleeve tattoos but keep it 'professional'. So now when I'm naked, it looks like I'm wearing a Brooks Brothers shirt with nipples."

"A Kindergarten teacher in Detroit asks her class what sound a pig makes... A boy in the back of the class stands up and yells, ""FREEZE MOTHA FUCKA"""

"Michael Jackson has left behind has been so influential... ...but I think more than any other artist, his legacy has been influenced by his coloured past."

"What are some good 'your sister jokes'? Ones like: what's the difference between dinner and your sister? I wash my hands before eating dinner."

"Oh no, here come the Nintendo police! Wii U, Wii U, Wii U"

"My doctor told me to start killing people. Well, not in those exact words. He said I had to reduce the stress in my life. Same thing!"

"I had a fight once. ""You should see the other guy!"" I said. My wife agreed. She's been seeing him for years now, they're a lovely couple."