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Joke of the Day
"What happens if you upset a cannibal? You get into hot water."
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"A guy walks into a bar... Ow!"
"What is the most common question asked by iPhone users? ""Does anyone have a charger I could use?"""
"""The sum of the cabbage is directly proportional to the square root of the carrot divided by the mayo. That is Cole's Law."""
"What does a child without arms get for x-mas? gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet"
"How did the bottle of whiskey laugh? ...wryly."
"Don't make fun of fat people; they have enough on their plate."
"A gas station had 2 signs in the window, help wanted and self-service. I walked in and hired myself. credit: Steven Wright"
"People that are stoned shouldn't throw glass houses."
"Q: What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K? A: A book."