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Joke of the Day

"What did the Pimp say to the bashful Gamete Prostitute? Hey, Sex-cells"

"My parent trap worked perfectly. I now have five parents."

"Where do wind gusts go to on dates? -To Chicago"

"Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills? They don't have windows."

"What do you call a wall st. executive that sucks at his job and is obsessed with his ex girlfriend? A broke stalker!"

"What does a moped and a fat lady have in common? They're both a great ride until someone sees you on one."

"Did you hear that the Indian bakery closed? I guess it was a naan-profit business."

"What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home? IUD"

"They should really have disposable razors in the women's bathrooms at bars."

"Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk."