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Joke of the Day

"Breaking news: Cheese Factory Explosion De brie everywhere."

"What is the only animal in the world that can't get hogh A fish"

"i get sad for like an hour and then happy for 5 minutes and then sad for another hour and then happy for 3 minutes omg break ups r real hard"

"I don't understand why you guys complain about never being able to finish a tube of chapstick, it usually only takes me 2 or 3 bites."

"So i worked at the USPS...I'm apparently not the ""man"" for the..... the sub its named for."

"The Spanish national soccer team visited an orphanage in Brazil today ""It was hard to see their sad and hopeless faces"", said one of the orphans"

"What sort of shoes to ninjas wear? Sneakers."

"I was thinking about you today... Just wondering where I'm going to hide your body."

"MISSED CONNECTION: You were ""a woman"" & I am ""lonely."""

"Did you hear about the pig's vacation? They had a wonderful time at Yellowstone National Park. They dressed up as bears and raided all the garbage cans."