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Joke of the Day
"What is the only animal in the world that can't get hogh A fish"
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"Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law? Only a Sith deals in absolutes"
"A nurse was showing some student nurses through the hospital. ""This will be the most hazardous section in the hospital for you. The men on this floor are almost well."""
"I told facebook my concerns about lack of privacy; they said they already knew how I felt about it."
"What spice do you find in hell? SINammon (Sorry)"
"TIFU by exclusively using Linkin Park lyrics as replies at work and end up getting a warning letter from HR... But in the end. It doesn't even matter."
"Why do seagulls fly over the sea Because if they flew over the bay then they would be bagels"
"How can you tell if a man is cheating on you? He has a bath more than once a month."
"Guy asked if I put him in the friend zone. I was like, whoa slow down there. I'll have sex with you, but friendship is a serious commitment."
"My parents are pretty middle aged. ""So? That's pretty norm-"" *two knights bust in* ""CHILD, DOST THOU REQUEST REFRESHMENTS FROM THE TAVERN?"""