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Joke of the Day
"I went to bed with a 7 and woke up with a 10. Forced upgrades should be illegal, Microsoft."
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"How are Roman Polanski and pimples similar? Both cum on your face when you're 13. How are Roman Polanski and body hair similar? Both cum on your ass when you're 13."
"Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden? Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice?"
"How does ISIS turn on their water heater? They light the pilot on fire."
"Why is it called a ""litter"" of puppies ? Because they mess up the whole house !"
"What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on? ""Spraint your ankle!"" Just in case: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spraint"
"If you're ugly, you cant say ""Single And Loving It"" Cuz you really have no choice."
"I like to test the waters by pushing people in.????"
"What do you call the shiniest people? Polish"
"Funny that when some people go out for 'fresh air', they come back in smelling like 'weed'"