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Joke of the Day
"If you love someone, let them sleep."
Next Joke
"I saw a sign yesterday that said, ""Have you seen this man?"" with a little picture of the criminal and a number to call. I was bored so I rung them up and said, ""No, I haven't."""
"9/11 Who? Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!"
"Did you know that Stevie Wonder has seven kids? He never sees them though."
"You might be a redneck if... 1. You don't know the difference between your lawn and your driveway. 2. Watching Jerry Springer reminds you of your neighbors 3. Your family tree is a circle"
"What a kid I got I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. 'creds: Rodney Dangerfield'"
"The inventor of the elevator should be credited for the birth of awkward silence as well."
"72 What is 72? 69 with 3 people watching!"
"2 guys walk into a bar. chef"
"Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then you'd have to call them bagels."