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Joke of the Day
"If you love someone, let them sleep."
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"I'm so broke that if my girlfriend leaves me for another guy I swear that I'm going with them."
"Why is Stephen Hawking successful? He can't run away from his responsibilities."
"Coconut water: for people who love the taste of piss but don't wanna deal with the social stigma of drinking it."
"Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun? -It burns too easily"
"Finally getting around to shaving my legs, blow drying them kept taking to long."
"You can't let me into the club? Maybe my friend Benjamin Franklin can persuade you... *comes back 45 mins later in a bad wig, holding a kite*"
"Pro Tip: Make sure you're physically fit when arguing with a mime. They speak the language of the body."