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Joke of the Day

"You might be a redneck if... 1. You don't know the difference between your lawn and your driveway. 2. Watching Jerry Springer reminds you of your neighbors 3. Your family tree is a circle"

"How did the farmer find his girlfriend? He tractor!"

"A man was circumcised in a dodgy alleyway... He paid close to nothing for it but was not happy as later that day, he was complaining to his friends that it was a complete rip-off."

"What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you? You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed."

"A rabbi, a nun, and a horse walk into a bar, bartender says ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""

"If Batman left church early... Would it be a Christian Bale?"

"2016 has been pretty bad but at least girls stopped drawing mustaches on their index fingers and holding them under their noses."

"Hey Febreze, I don't go around with garbage in my car, but if nobody could tell I just smoked a joint in there, I might buy some."

"""When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets."""

"Women are like parking spaces... Sometimes all the good ones are taken so you need to put it in a disabled one."