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Joke of the Day
"Did i ever tell you the story about how I climed mount everest? I made it up"
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"If John Lennon made a rap song today It would go... I'm in love with the Yoko! Them other Beatles thinking oh no! Now they wanna go solo! But no one give a fuck about Ringo!"
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrari? With a porcupine, the prick is on the outside."
"A joke I wrote in the style of Mitch Hedberg... I'm gonna change my name to 'marriage,' man. That way, all those girls out there can be saving themselves for *me*!"
"I changed my phone ringtone to the doorbell sound bc I don't answer that either."
"What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ? Getting it to fit over a bucket !"
"Doing a suicide attack is... ...a once-in-a-lifetime experience."
"Most black 15-year-olds are decent law-abiding citizens. It's their kids that cause all the trouble."
"Interviewer: Your resume only has ""Mad"" under ""Skills"" Me: Yeah boyee Interviewer: *tears up* You're just what we need. Welcome to Subway."
"Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection. A fake name and a fake number."