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Joke of the Day

"Why is it called the sistine chapel? Because the cardinals like to be in something, that isn't eighteen yet."

"I know my wife is cheating with my best friend Her pussy tastes like his dick."

"If you get behind in your reading check you're not sitting on your book."

"My butcher is very rude I asked him for a cut of pork and he gave me the cold shoulder"

"What is the best way to determine if someone is ticklish? Give them a ""test tickle."""

"I hear Internet Explorer 10 is going to allow you to download & install Firefox up to three times faster."

"Somebody once told me I was a real skeptic... I didn't believe 'em."

"Jesus saves! Because he shops at Walmart"

"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ..."

"Is a picture of Elijah Wood called a frodograph? (It makes more sense when you say it out loud)"