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Joke of the Day

"While some guys go to the gym to clean & snatch... Others go to to see lean snatch. C what I did there?"

"someone adopt my gpa because i can't raise it myself"

"""I know exactly how you feel."" *staring at a deflated giant inflatable snowman"

"Why does Beyonce say ""to the left, to the left""? Because black people have no rights."

"Being married is a lot like being a DJ... Most nights you just tune out All noise and nod your head..."

"What do you call it when you do a skateboarding trick over your parent's genitals? A Freudian Flip."

"Got involved in an alcohol-related pyramid scheme... What a champaign."

"Q: Why is Bill Clinton called ""middle of the road Democrat""? A: Because he's got a wide yellow stripe down the middle of his two-lane back."

"If I can use dollar bills to make it rain, are dollar coins golden showers?"

"There's something strangely unsettling about the petting zoo selling hamburgers."