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Joke of the Day

"A redhead tells her blonde step-sister that she slept with a Brazilian... ...and she replies with ""Omg! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"""

"Did you hear about the dwarf fortune teller that killed two of his clients? Police are looking for a small medium at large."

"If you make something that goes viral... You are a social media influenza."

"What's the ultimate rejection? When you masturbate and your hand falls asleep."

"If you don't boo at people after bad sex how do you expect them to ever get better?"

"Do Irish people make good optometrists? Eye!"

"How does an elephant get out of a small car ? The same way that he got in !"

"A priest, black man, and a Jew walk into a bar And the bartender says ""What is this a joke?"""

"Being irrational is as easy as Pi."

"What's green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table."