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Joke of the Day
"Accidentally pooped my pants in the elevator... I'm taking this shit to a whole new level."
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"There is no ""I"" in TEAM. But there is MEAT. Delicious meat."
"What's black underneath and white on top? Society."
"What did Hillary Clinton say when Bill wanted a new Saxophone ""Not until you get rid of that HarMonica."""
"Died A man wanted to fart for very long but couldnt for one or another reason. Finally he gets to fart when he approaches home. He farts to bad that he died of his own fart."
"Dark humour It's like a child with cancer.... It never gets old."
"Past, present, and future walk into a bar It was tense."
"I'm Scottish and my son is marrying a Jewish girl. I'm afraid their kids will leave me penniless."
"99% of my socks are single and you don't see them crying about it."
"Why is divorce so expensive? Who cares?? It's worth it!"