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Joke of the Day

"Trump's gonna be sooo mad when he finds out that China realized building a Great Wall didn't keep foreigners out 400 years before he did."

"My favorite moment is the 5 minutes every day when coffee overlaps with wine."

"Can gorillas swim? No."

"What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandles? Philippe Philoppe"

"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND-EEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"UKIP get their jokes from Mock the Week. 'Things you wouldn't hear in a weather forecast', December 2011 ""Tonight, a hurricane will be caused by low pressure and God's hatred of homosexuality..."""

"What did Dr Dre cook for Thanksgiving? Beats."

"What did the bumble bee striker say? Hive scored!"

"My wife is like a Mermaid Below her pelvis, she smells like fish."

"If your PMSing wife hands you lemons, you damn well better make lemonade or else she'll stab you & squeeze lemon juice into the open wound."