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Joke of the Day

"The biggest problem with two-faced people is, never knowing which face to slap first."

"How do you circumsize a blue whale? Four skindivers"

"Anyone remember the Boxer rebellion? Thank god it was only for a brief moment."

"Why did the horse get a divorce? It didn't have a stable relationship."

"Yo Mama so Old... She pre-ordered the BIble!"

"What comes after the night of the Superbowl? The Superbowel"

"I've been working with NASCAR on redesigning the track for more variety, but it's tough I just can't seem to get it right"

"Sam Allardyce is a disgrace and needs to be punished, humiliated and made an example of... Therefore he should continue as England Manager"

"My daughter wanted me to be a mime for her birthday party. I was speechless."

"I farted in an Apple Store Not my fault they don't have Windows"