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Joke of the Day

"Just settled a divorce over Parrot custody/visitation. Neither may teach it negative phrases abt the other. I went to law school for this."

"How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool? Say, "" Everyone out of the pool please."""

"What do you call a fusion between Batman and Superman? The krypton-knight."

"What do you call a funny baked good? a pun"

"when life gives you lemons make apple juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."

"Have you met my vegetarian girlfriend? Nah, I've never met herbivore."

"Did you hear about the constipated mathmatician? He worked it out with a pencil."

"A naked women robbed a bank.... A naked women robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face"

"Why did the French chef kill himself? He lost the huile d'olive"

"What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean."