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Joke of the Day
"How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool? Say, "" Everyone out of the pool please."""
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"What's the most confusing day in Harlem?? Father's Day."
"Why did the tofu cross the road? To prove it wasn't chicken. >:|"
"No one is sure how much it cost Coke to sponsor the Paralympics, but it undoubtedly cost an arm and a leg."
"It's weird that gasoline smells good but tastes amazing"
"How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it."
"TALKING TO MY DAUGHTER 7yo: I have an empty snail shell collection. Me: How many do you have? 7yo: Zero. Me: ZERO? 7yo: I said it was empty."
"At the risk of offending my fans, I finally bought an air conditioner"
"My friend's parents recently got a dog called ""Bradford"" Because he's mostly brown and black, with a little patch of white."
"Dogs. Because when everyone looks at you like you're crazy, they look at you like you're amazing."