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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fusion between Batman and Superman? The krypton-knight."
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"Isis released a statement saying, ""Fuck Tom Brady!"" Turns out they heard that he is the G.O.A.T."
"What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse? About 204 days."
"Jimmy: Khaleesi, of course means Queen. What's your real name again? Khaleesi (Kristen Wiig): Karen"
"I opened the door last night to carol singers & said ""Do you know Silent Night?"" ""Yes"" they replied ""Well piss off then because I want one!"""
"Two hookers are on a street corner.. One says to the other, ""You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"" ""No, but I've been swung around by my tits."""
"Absolutely is my favourite nothing to do..."
"Apparently the most common surname In China is Chang. ...correct me if you think that's Wong."
"What do you call a plumb in a frock? A damson in this dress."
"What do you call a hundred women in a tree? A cuntry (country)"