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Joke of the Day
"Have you met my vegetarian girlfriend? Nah, I've never met herbivore."
Next Joke
"Diet - day 1: I have removed all bad food from the house...it was delicious."
"How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook? Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook."
"What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire? That he needed to address the situation"
"Guy tells his doctor ""Every time I look in the mirror, I get an erection."" Doc says "" That's because you look like a pussy"""
"Why is it not safe to doze on trains? Because they run over sleepers."
"A man walks into a bar. Now he watches where he's going."
"what do you call it when Batman skips church? a Christian Bale"
"A Cuban, a Canadian, and a White Supremacist walk into a bar... Bartender says, ""what'll it be Ted?"""
"What do pedophiles and rappers have incommon They both like da booty"