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Joke of the Day

"The real winner in the Mayweather Pacquiao fight.? The Bookmakers"

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"Why did no one trust the dermatologist? He kept making rash decisions."
"How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb? Do you have a ticket for that?"
"Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda? A: Jane Fonda went to Vietnam."
"The first rule of Alzheimers club, Is don't talk about chess club"
"Knock, knock. Go fuck yourselves. - The straight-laced and frustrated FBI agent, played by Tom Hanks', joke in the movie Catch Me If You Can."
"What do you call a 10 ten old Irish boy who doesn't go to church? A virgin"
"I may not be Dairy Queen, baby, but I'll treat you right!"
"The funniest vampire jokes... ... never see the light of day"
"Donald Trump doesn't want to have sex with his daughter He just has ""alternative family values"""