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Joke of the Day
"The first rule of Alzheimers club, Is don't talk about chess club"
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"What do you do when your wife starts smoking? Slow down and apply lube"
"My wife decided to take up painting Not to be outdone, I became an art critic."
"Well, she was raised to refer to dinner as 'supper' so obviously it wasn't going to work out in the end."