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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay New Zealander? A Kiwi Fruit"
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"Wanna piss a rhinoceros off? Hang his car keys on his nose."
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"You know instead of saying half a dozen you could just say 6, right?"
"Deathbed confession Me: We're bankrupt Him: What? How? Me: I lied about being able to fold fitted sheets. I bought new ones every time"
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"I've done some calculations, and I figure, that at my current rate of pay I could live happily for the rest of my life. If I died tomorrow."
"Pop's Chicken Q: What did popeye do after he turned black? A: He made his own restoraunt."
"I dropped my phone in the bath Now it's syncing."
"Me: ""I'm looking for a psychic who rates themselves highly."" Ian: ""I'm a medium."" Me: ""I need someone better than that."""