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Joke of the Day
"Why is history called His story? Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias."
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"What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District? What I want to be *if* I grow up."
"I accidentally had two energy drinks today and now my house is decorated for Christmas."
"Why did Paul Walker cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing a seatbelt"
"""Why?""- existential owl"
"If life gives you melons, You might be dyslexic!"
"Why do Scottish men wear kilts? Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away..."
"What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited? Run Berry, run!"
"Oral exam A mother asks her son how the oral exam was. Son: ""Pious."" Mother: ""What do you mean?"" S: ""The professor asks a question, I cross myself. I give him an answer, he crosses himself."""
"I have a Russian driving instructor. He tells me to ""Putin to 1st"" but i always end up Stalin."