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Joke of the Day
"""Why?""- existential owl"
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"What did the mad cow say to the other cow? You don't want beef with me"
"What do you get if you flip a Mississippi family's photo album backwards? An episode of The Biggest Loser"
"I wish my ears would visibly lay back like a cats when I'm pissed off so people would know when to leave me the hell alone."
"What would Steve Harvey change his name to if he suddenly became bulimic? Heave Starvey"
"Have you ever seen Ray Charles's mansion? Neither has he."
"Which concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat Nickelback"
"Watson was incredibly horny.... Watson was incredibly horny and had a fetish for intelligence. So he tells Sherlock this joke and ""blows"" his mind."
"JonesTown Massacre Do you know why you never hear any jokes about the JonesTown Massacre? .......The punchline is too long!"
"What do maggots and Alabama fans have in common? They can both live off a dead bear for years."