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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a poster of a sexy pepper? A jalapinup"
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"What do you call a mythical milkshake? Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)"
"And God promised men that... Good and obedient wife's would be found in all corners of the world.........Then he made the world round....and laughed and laughed and laughed..."
"What do you call a scouser in a suit? The defendant."
"I would tell you a complicated joke But there is no chance that your incapable human mind has any possibility of comprehending what it means."
"The dentist just said I need a crown, so I jumped up and yelled, ""I'm king of the dentists!"" The nitrous made it funny."
"Remember before Ebola, when we just had bola? Technology changes everything."
"Why were the early days of history called the dark ages? There were so many Knights"
"Statistics show that 1 in every 10 people, is gay.... ... So that means, out of the 10 guys' cocks I've sucked, one of them had to be gay."
"What has 50 legs but cant walk ? Half a centipede !"