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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Rob Ford and an Ethiopian child? Rob Ford has more than enough to eat at home."

"Had sex while camping the other day.... It was fucking in tents....."

"What's a bear without an ear? A b"

"Why are females so moody when they're on their period? It's an ovary action."

"I would like to make a masturbation joke But today that would be way to corny"

"*burst into doctor's office* ME: I'm no longer canstopetid DOCTOR: You mean constipated ME: No I've had a vowel movement DOCTOR: Get out"

"What do you call a Frenchman shoving a baguette up your butt? A pain in the ass."

"I'm always hard at work. But Human Resources keeps telling me that it's extremely inappropriate to have erections at the office."

"Sometimes I find it hard to express myself because FedEx hears me breathing."

"""It's always Russia somewhere"" I whisper to my 4th shot of morning vodka."