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Joke of the Day

"If ur a guy riding on a motorcycle with another guy, it's best to sit facing each other. 1 man mounted behind another that just looks bad"

"The longest joke in the world it's actually longer than allowed on reddit so here's a link: http://longestjokeintheworld.com/"

"if you don't appreciate Dwayne ""The Rock"" Johnson, I guess you could say you're taking him for granite. thanks & God bless"

"What do you call a black man who flies airplanes? A pilot, you fucking racist."

"A ghost walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender replies, ""I'm sorry, but we don't serve spirits here"""

"Two atoms are walking down the street... And the first one says ""shit man, i dropped an electron!"" ""Are you sure?"" Says the second one. ""Yeah, im positive!"""

"Me: hey dad, what did you do before the internet? Dad: you have thirteen bros n sisters, do the math son."

"How do the Chinese pick a name for their child? They throw a spoon down the stairs"

"Why aren't there any Jewish gangsters? Because they don't ""come from the hood"""

"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner... ...well, it was just collecting dust:)."