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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a goat and a ram? I don't goat my dick up a dead baby's ass."

"I once dated a girl so my pet rock wouldn't be embarrassed after he threw himself at her window."

"Ladies, if he says he's six foot four inches, make sure that's not two separate measurements."

"Whats soft and fuzzy and lives in a hole? Belly button lint."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anatole ! Anatole who ? Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !"

"The weather is so hot that it gave me the wrong phone number."

"Did you hear the new Whitney Houston album? It didn't make much of a splash."

"What do you call it when you give a downy kid weed? Baked potato."

"No one in here better be making any jokes about Fred Phelps' death God hates gags."

"Oh no! I forgot to refrigerate this German sausage! Now it's totally become a spoiled brat."