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Joke of the Day
"Whats soft and fuzzy and lives in a hole? Belly button lint."
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"How do you know if a black lady is pregnant? If she pulls out her tampon and all the cotton has been picked."
"Picture me and my boyfriend on a dinner date Wrong We're sitting on the same side of the table making you uncomfortable"
"So a rapist, pedphile and a priest walk into a bar... He orders a beer"
"My girlfriend said she's like a man because she pees in the shower. I said, you're not a man until you pee in the toilet, From the shower."
"Cheetah is not the fastest animal on the earth. If a cheetah runs after you, You will run faster."
"From where did the sperm whale get it's name? Ask your grandparents."
"What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler? A flat minor"
"A good woman is easy to find... You just have to go to the cemetery and dig one up."
"Had a fight with a one dimensional entity yesterday... The outcome was pretty one sided."