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Joke of the Day
"The weather is so hot that it gave me the wrong phone number."
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"What is a duck's favorite dance ? The quackstep !"
"How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving."
"Be warned, person who set of a whole bunch of fireworks at 4 am--you've made a minimally powerful enemy."
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"What's blue and white and sits up a tree? A fridge wearing a denim jacket."
"The first mate on a pirate ship sees the captain with a wheel in his pants... The first mate asks why the helm is there and the captain replies, ""Yar, it's drivin' me nuts."""
"What do you call a Nazi who survived the war? A veterinarian"
"What was Bruce Lee's favorite drink? Waattaaah!"