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Joke of the Day
"I like first aid classes its the only time I get to be touched by a caring human."
Next Joke
"Everything is funnier... Everything is funnier when you're not allowed to laugh. *holds a giggle in* [http://minestatus.co/post.php?id=630]"
"Without context, where would we be? Joke is the title. If you don't get it, think about it a bit."
"Is it wrong that, whenever I see an obese black family, there's a part of me that wonders if all of them are Eddie Murphy?"
"What did the pedophile say when he got out of jail ? ""I feel like a kid again"""
"Did you hear about the new Obama Healthcare Burrito? You don't find out whats in it until you pass it..."
"She was like ""wrong hole"", so I said ""adventurous on the e-harmony profile isn't knitting quilts Velma"", long story short I'm still single."
"Q: How did a blind man meet his wife? A: On a blind date!"
"if you collect ladies of the night [nsfw] does that make you a whorder"
"I was going to write a joke about feminism... But my husband wouldn't let me."