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Joke of the Day
"We're probably accidentally giving ghosts handjobs all the time."
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"I have discovered the code to unlock the Koreas! Up Korea! Up Korea! Down Korea! Down Korea! Left Korea! Right Korea! Left Korea! Right Korea! B Korea! A Korea!"
"Someone told me that I looked familiar. So I asked them if they watched porn."
"A clean house is a sign of a misspent life."
"Scientists have discovered a Gene that makes women more receptive to threesomes It's a recessive gene though, so both parents have to not love her for the trait to manifest."
"If you made a wall hanging out of cheap necklaces bought from the merch tables at small, underground rock concerts... Would you have a Decoration of Indie Pendants?"
"Experts determine Super Bowl blackout was an electrical issue, also determine grass has a green issue."
"Pickup line: ""Hey girl, is your dad in jail?"" Because if I were him, I would be."
"I'm a fartartist The fart is silent"
"All i'm saying is, before Back to the Future 3, he was fine."