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Joke of the Day

"Yea, let's do that Old bull and young bull are enjoying a snack atop of hill one morning, and the young bull shouts 'let's run down there and fuck all these heifers!' Old bull replies ' let's walk'"

"Why is it called PMS'ing? Mad cow disease was already taken."

"""hey is that a banana in your pock--"" *his pants open* *a banana steps out* *it walks towards you* *it hugs you* ""u have freed me. thank u"

"In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.... And the rest was made in China."

"Hi, you've reached my voicemail. Send me a text like a normal person."

"Starting to think that adult supervision is a myth. In fact, my eyes seem to be getting worse."

"Why did Michael Jackson have such a private life? He wasn't nosey."

"What did the sardine call the submarine ? A can of people !"

"The back-to-front comb over: Where mullets are laid to rest."

"Synonym is just another word for a word that means the same thing as another word."